Nicknames: Clayhead, Cement, Lebs, Celery, Slab, GPS (I have a terrible sense of direction), C-bass, Mr Salad Man and an entire list of other ridiculous mispronunciations and adaptations of my quite uncommon name.

Worked at Wirraway in: 2004-2006. Now starting round 2 in late 2007.

Favourite Horse: Spirit. They won’t let me ride him because I’m apparently “too big” but I can imagine it would be just like riding a small children’s bicycle.

In your spare time, you will most likely be: Playing Guitar Hero. I’ve played that game so much I now have the knuckle joints of an elderly man.

The places you steal most of your quotes from: Futurama, Black books & Seinfeld.

Who would you least like to be stuck in a lift with? A class of kindergarten kids who all just ate at an Indian restaurant.

 Favourite Author? I find I don’t read books. I normally just read the blurb to get the general feel of the book, look at any pictures it may contain, and then just make up the rest.

Greatest thing you have learned about God: As a person who makes his fair share of mistakes, it’s great to know that God forgives us!